So, you like blogs? Cuz' if you don't, well, i've got nothing to say 2u. Just, go. Here we have the bests of the bests! Hot people!
Well, you must stay tuned, cuz', duh, you get tots lost if you don't. I'm gonna give some tips on LOVE, FASHION, MAKE UP AND GUYS! Yeah, that's why we are all here, to get some cute and hot piece of meat, uh yum.
And, OF COURSE, we can't forget to talk about the kings of music and celebrities... JUSTIN, MY DEAR GOD, AND ONE DIRECTION! I mean, don't you think they're like heaven? But, with six packs... I just get to turned on when I hear them say: "I want you to ROCK ME, ROCK ME, ROCK ME YEAH!" I just can't get the picture of them singing that when they're sleeping with someone, oh jesssss... You'll have to excuse me, I just had a female erection. Oh My God ! Erection sounds like Direction ! Now I know why they picked up their name!
Ok, so, like, if you liked this first part, don't even miss the next one, cuz' gurl, it's gonna me goood, real good! I'm going to update you with all the Hollywood world news, it's gonna be so fucking awesome! Oh! Is like that song... how was it...? Yes ! The Shop! So good! I'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 dollars in my pocket! Soooo Goood ! Now you know what I mean? I know EVERYTHING about celebrities and music. I'm God, but with shorter hair and better style, I don't like wearing blankets, ew. gross. religion... ugh.
So like, that's all, i'm so cool.
That's all you crazy whores!
See yaaaaaaa !
XOXO
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