Hey everyone ! 
So people, today is my fashion day, and that's because I say so, ok? 
First of all, I have to introduce you to the fashion of 2013...
Well, so, is like really boring to hear this, but, you know, we have lo learn, or you won't marry a rich guy, and you'll have to live with dogs and llamas, gross. 
Fashion. 
This year girls have been dressing better than last year, or whenever your grandma was born (who cares, no one gives a fuck.). Now we dress like fashion whores, we just go around walking naked and dancing with everything showing out, so you know, you have to be hairless, or you'll look like that one big bear from Star Wars? You know, the one that sound like he's having an orgasm? That one. 
So, I'll give you 10 easy steps to dress like a fashionable whore.

1)Don't give a fuck
2)Forget the bra
3)Forget relationships, one night stands are the best thing evahhhhhh
4)Forget God and Jesus, we have Justin and 1D, I mean, 2 guys versus 6 guys? Uh Uh priests, dicks are waaaay better than virgins
5)Read my blog
6)Learn the bests sex positions (the Harry Styles: the one that twerks like hell but has 4 nipples, the Nicki Minaj: the one that screams like a drag-lady, the Lady Gaga: the one that plays with the meat, if you know what I mean, kinky slut)
7)Learn how to twerk, cuz' girl! Shake that booty! 
8)Use the OMG more than you use the bathroom
9)Upload pictures of you on Instagram (and of your food, of course, that's the only use of instagram)
10)Hide on Justin's bushes and take nude pics, like me... We can share them... And then fuck him... 

Well, there you go, those are the easy-steps-with-pinky-vale-muak ! Hope you liked them!

Now, i'm gonna give you some ideas for your daily clothing, they're tots cray, like super cool and fun, I use the every single day! 

OMG. ISN'T THAT LITTLE BABY CUTE? That's because he dresses like a KING! TAKE THAT MUTHAFUGGA! 

XOXO

Pinky Vale MUAK