Hey guyssss! 
What's up with ya? 
Well, it's been long, but, you know, I'M ALWAYS THERE. So, today I wanted to do something a little bit different, just for you to know me better and to realize that i'm not that stupid as everyone says, actually I am smart and on top of the class, well, no ton top, but i'm not on the bottom! 

So, I'm just gonna put some questions, and you can answer as the same time so you compare how different or similar we are (It's obvious that I'm gonna be better than you, like, jesus, come on, you already know that, ha.).

1)Do You Consider Yourself A Happy Person?
Like, 1 2 3, of course! I am so happy! Like, how couldn't I be? I mean, of course I have bad things on my life, like, you know, Justin's still looking for his one less lonely girl and he doesn't realize that I am here! OVER HERE JUSTIN, STOP  PEEING ON BUCKETS AND PEE ON ME!

2)Favorite Movie Star?
Uh, damn. That's quite hard... There are so many inspiring movie stars that I look up to, but I think I'm gonna go with Gandhi, because, he's so strong, he keeps working, and he is so brave, did you know that he freed an entire country? Ma daddy told me. Yeah, if it wasn't for him Alaska would still be down the possession of Hitler.

3)Are You In A Relationship? 
Yes, I'm married to six guys. Harry, Louis, Niall, Zayn, Liam and JUSTIN... But they don't know. 
It still counts.

4)Do You Any Bad Habits?    
No. 
Does stalking, raping, violate private spaces, steal and try to kidnap a celebrity with chloroform count?
I don't think so...
So no. (: 

5)Are You A Jealous Person?
Mm... No. i don't care if someone dates the guy I want and then they leave him alone or they just broke his heart. No. I'm kind of a cute person.

6)Ever Come Close To Death?  
Yeah! this is kind of  funny story. Like LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. So like, I was kind of stalking Taylor Swift, cuz' you know babe, she's a WHORE, and behind me there was a bush with bugs on it, you know, butterflies and ladybugs, well, the thing is that Taylor Muthafugga turned back and almost saw me! So I backed off and fell over the bush! The butterflies almost killed me! I know... 

7)Have You Ever Had A Crush On Someone Famous?
Nah. 

8)Does Size Matter?
HELL YEAHHHHHH.

9)Do You Believe In God?
Yes, not Jesus, but is the same thing, J and J. Justin and Jesus. You see? They have the same starting letter! Destiny did it. Justin's mom is Mary! O M G. He's so hot.

10)Do You Have A Recurring Dream? What Happens In It?
Actually, I do... I dream that there's a zombie apocalypse and all of the zombies are Justin Bieber, so I let him eat my brain and I collect all of the zombies to make a pile of Justins.. Oh, how I wish that dream could come true. Just imagine... Ah, hot and kinky.


Well, now that I let you know how I am, I'm gonna answer some knowledge questions. You should prepare yourselves, cuz' I'm smarter than Frankenstein (I almost said Einstein, LOLOLOLOL., how ironic...).

1)

Hitler party which came into power in 1933 is known as

A. Labour Party B. Nazi Party C. Ku-Klux-Klan D. Democratic Party

Oh, well, that's easy. Hitler was the one that had Alaska on his power. So... A) is not even an option, cuz', labour? That's what pregnant women do. B) Of course not! The Nazi thing is a band, so like, OMG, SO FUNNY. C) I don't know, this one sounds like it... And of course D is not an option, cuz' he wasn't democratic, because democratic people are mean and hurt people till they bleed, just like Taylor does. 
So I think I'm going with C, Ku-Klux-Klan.

2)How many bones do sharks have in their bodies?
I think sharks don't even have bones, they're amphibious right? Yeah. None.

3)The highest mountain on earth is?
um, I don't really know that much about mountains because they are SUPER BORING, I mean, what do they do? Nothing. They just stay there. B-O-R-I-N-G. But I think the highest one is that one on China? The Great Mountain? The Great Wall! That one! IS HUGE! 

4)How many wives did Henry VIII have?
Is he cute? Cuz' then I'll be his wife... 
I don't really know, but I know that Indian people have a looooot of wifes, like, horrible, so... Maybe 10?

5)Leona Lewis and Alexandra Burke are former winners of which competition?
Cupcake wars? 

6)What is the name of the hero in The Lion King?
THOR? Please tell that's Thor! He's soooooo cuteeee! LiKE ohMYgod. I've never seen The Lion King, it sounds really weird actually.

7)Wolverine is the leader of which band of superheroes?
Wolverine... let's analyze this together. So Wolverine sounds like a terrorist... AL QAEDA ! BUM.

8)Which tree has a variety called “Weeping”?
The crying trees?

9)Which breakfast cereal is advertised with the slogan “Snap, crackle and pop”?
The HardDick cereal? :D

10)Which Italian city is famous for its canals?
Uh Uh! I know this one! I loooove Italy! Is so pretty! Venice is know for his canals, but that's not on Italy... Wait a sec! OH MY GOD! They set me up! This question is wrong. Jesus Christ, there are just so many stupid people in this world. 


Weeell guys, I'm gonna leave you with the picture of the day, if you liked this just share it with your friends and comment down below, THANX.


Oh, Taylor, you look waaaay cuter now:

BYE PEOPLEEEEE

SEE YAAA

XOXO

PINKY VALE MUAK

Bangerzzzzz

Heyy you guys ! So like, I know I've been missing, but you know, I had to keep up my real life, like, I mean, guys and other stuff (I almost got pregnant, but, you know, a knife saved me, thank god, but, you know what to say, YOLO!). So, Miley Cyrus's album is now in stores; "Bangerz", it sounds so fucking cool don't you think? The first thing that comes to me is, like, bang, right? I know is hard to notice, but, is really similar to the album's name (I'm a smartass). Well, the thing is that I want to review it, cuz' is SOOOOO GOOOD! LIKE HEAVEN GOOD, YOU KNOW? Omg. I can't stop listening to it. 

Let's start with the first song:

1)Adore you

When you say you love me,
Know I love you more
And when you say you need me,
Know I need you more
Boy I adore you
I adore you (It just goes on like that the whole song)

Well, as you can see, is really deep. i don't have to say anything, just listen to it, you'll cry, is just so emotional. Oh Liam! You whore!

2)We Can't Stop

Well, we all know the lyrics, is just "And we can't stop, and we won't stop, can't you see is we who run the fucking night, sticking our tongues out and rapping raps", you know, just tots Miley.

So, like, I love this song, you know why? Cuz' it reminds me of my life, like, tots amazeballs LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL, #Hashtags. I'm Miley. Mind blow. 

3)SMS ft Britney Spears

Well, this is the best one, cuz' you know, is deeper than you thing. I meanm you must be saying like, "PinkyVale, of course it is deep, it's SMS, and that's something that really matters in life!", yeah,I'm sorry, but in the world there are some stupid heads that don't care but SMS's, tots out. DUH. 

I can strut that strut, that strut, that stuff, bangerz bangerz

I can strut that strut, that strut, that stuff
I can strut in my stuff, bangerz
I can strut that strut, that strut, that stuff
I can strut that strut, that strut, that stuff
I can strut in my stuff bangerz bangerz

I mean, gurl, I'm already crying... Oh, Miley, you break my heart... I need a minute.

4)4x4 ft Nelly (I know, she's not dead)

Ok, this is one is like really normal, tots boring if we compare it with the other ones. 

I'm a female rebel, can't you see?
Riding around your backyard who could it be?
Pull out on the scene right out of the seat
Pumping his breaks to the sound of the beat
Pumping his breaks to the sound of the beat
He don't understand what he's doing to me
Deep down inside like a pitbull in heat
Someone's coming so we head for the streets

Is like, YEAH MILEY, SHAKE THAT BOOTY. Such a badass, I want to be like her so badly! Daddy, I know what I want for Christmas, forget One Direction's dicks, I want Miley's soul... Yeah. I'm gonna be so famous! I'm gonna twerk all day and all night! My dream :3

5)My Darlin' ft Future (Who the FUCK are they? who cares...) 

I ain't pop no Molly, but you still got me sweatin'

What happened to that feeling, we'll never get it back

I ain't take no shots but you still got me hot

What happened to that feeling, I wish it wouldn't stop

So like... who's Molly?

I can't stop thinking this song is about sex.. Like, sweatin' and Mollys? That's totally sex... Wait a sec, Miley is having sex with the Future? OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!! Miley's kids are gonna be like Terminator! Or robots! Tots cool! Daddy, I wanna be like Miley, give me her soul, NOW!

6) Wrecking Ball

Ok... This song is ART. I mean, Miley, come on! Her body is art, so like, if you put together a hammer and Miley's pussy, you get art. I feel so inspired when I listen to that song, I just can't stop thinking of my self humping a wrecking ball, it would be so beautiful, like, Harry beautiful. 

Well.. I'm bored. Let's talk about something else!

SO! HOT NEWZZZ (LIKE BANGERZ, SO SMART) PEOPLEEEE! 

"Selena Gomez: ‘I’ve Been Asked Out On One Date’ Since Justin Bieber Split"

Well, Selena, you know why's that? Cuz' you ain't no saint, you freaking slutty pants! Stop messing with my Justin and complaining of how you can't get a date, I mean, Jesus, YouLittleGomez, change your name and face, get a boobjob and start all over, cuz' you ain't getting action with that baby bitch face, I tell you, just listen to mama. 

PD: Guys, don't date her, or i'll cut your balls off.

"Miley Cyrus’ New Tweet: Is She Already In Love With Theo Wenner?"

So like, Miley is already dating somebody (See, Selena, Miley is the queen), and she tweeted something really cute, like, OH MY GOD! SO CUTEEEEEE! She said: I love you more than today than yesterday but less than I will tomorrow. Well, I think she's talking about somebody else... OhMy. Miley, are you trying to steal my God? No you whore! Justin's mine! If you wanna have him just break up with that Wenner guy that his last name sounds like weiner, so ridiculous, and walk over my dead body! 

PD: But is cute anyway, but she's a bitch. 

"Harry Styles Would Rather Kiss Zayn Malik Than Selena Gomez"

Yeah Harry, Zayn is tots better than SelenaWhoremez, like. NO. wait. ZAYN IS NOT BETTER THAN ME! Let's make a threesome, I'll be generous, ok? Just don't cheat on me, cuz', I'll write you a song called Knew You Were Trouble or 22, you chose. Or maybe We are never getting back together, that sounds good too. 

They're so freaking cute... I just wanna lick them up and rape them, and then take off they're skin and make a huge honor table <3 I mean look at Zayn's face, is like "Harry stop it, what are you doin? Oh, don't stop." And Harry is like : "I want you to rock me, Zayn. Hit the pedal heavy metal, Zayn. Oh, make me your one direction."

SO CUTE. LIKE HASHTAGSWAGGY (It means straight and cute right?)

FOR MORE HOT NEWZ: http://hollywoodlife.com/

OK EVERYONE, JUST KNOW I REMEMBERED THAT I FOUND A CUTE PIC OF MILEY, SHOWING THE REASON OF WHY I WANNA BE LIKE HER.

Well, 

SEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAA

LOVE YAAAAA

XOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXXXXXXOOOOOXXXOOO

PINKY VALE MUAK

Who's there?
Meeeeeeee ! YAY ! 
Hello everyone, OMG, I'm like so excited, so, you know Miley Cyrus's new album came out? 'Bangerz', so like, is sooooo good! I mean, Jesus, that girl should be black, cuz' , mama, she wasn't born to be a white country chic, uh uh, nuh nuh. I wouldn't sing like that, cuz' , you know, white people are like tots amazeballs! We have ... uh... we have Nicki Minaj and Michael Jackson, take that! They're both white right? Whatever, I don't care. 
Oh! And talking about not caring, my new segment will be...
MY FAVE SONGSSSS! YESSS ! SO EXCITING! LIKE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. 

Ok, so like, I have tons of favorite songs, but, this are the top 8, like, the bests ones, that are tots cool, like, heaven cool, like, Instagram cool, like Tumblr cool (That page is so weird, right?), like me cool, like cutie cutie cool! So, like, so so so so so cool ! 

Now, here we go...

1)Lolly - Justin Bieber

Everybody says this song sucks, but, you know what? Go fuck yourself. Justin is God, and God never makes a mistake or something wrong, so, like , this song is like an angel sound, like tots sparkly and angelical, you know what mean? Like, Justin always sings like a grown up man, and that's super hot, but, sometimes, he sings like a kid, and that always turns me on. 
What I love the most about this song is that is sounds like he's talking about his wiener; 'She says she wants my lolly, lolly, she wanna make it pop', like, he's totally saying that a slut (or me, I would totally do it) wants to make his dick pop, like a hurricane, no no, like a volcano (sry, there are so many disasters that it gets really hard and boring to remember every single name, you know? Like, who cares about it?), uh yummmy, Justin's dick popping? White lava? I'm into thattttt. And this second part; 'She says she wants my lolly, lolly, she wanna kiss the top', I think he means that she wants to suck his dick? Why does he says kiss? Like, kissing is not enough you bitchy bitch! Is JB, you have to SUCKKKKK! 

2)Baby - Justin Bieber

So, like, this is really really old, but it's never out. I go to the gym listening to this song, like, it makes the atmosphere (I don't even know what that means, but it sounds good) better. I mean gurl, if you're walking on the street and you're listening; 'Baby baby baby OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH', it totally makes it better. Imagine watching a dog taking a shit, is not too gorgeous, but, if you listen to JB singing like a kid while watching that, you'll smile and be great full about life.
He makes my world shine...

3)What Makes you beautiful - One Direction

OH-MY-GOD. This song is soooooooooooooooooo sooooooooooooooo GOOD ! Like, it makes you feel pretty and loved. They just sing so beautifully... and those words, they make me wanna fly (just kidding, it makes me wanna rape them, but, sh, it has to be cheesy). 
The best thing about this song is the video, like, they look so straight! They look like a Ricky Martin straight, and you gurl, there's nothing more straight than Ricky Martin. And being on a beach makes so so so hot! I love how they throw rocks to the ocean, and how they jump faithfully in the sand, oh... they're just like mermaids... so hot. 

4)Mass Text

Ok, so, nobody likes this song, and that's the reason of why I like it, I do whatever people doesn't, cuz' gurl, I'm such a hipster, like literally, I am cool. dot. 
And, what people doesn't realize is that this song is really heart breaking, I mean, is so freaking sad! She doesn't get his mass text! I mean, whu whu whut? He's so mean! Why doesn't she get your mass text? You're in her contacts! I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really need to know !!!!!!!!!!! You see? You get really emotional! 

5)Rock Me - One Direction

Nothing to say. This is their orgasm song, so I - JUST- L.U.V -IT. 

PD: ROCK ME! LET'S MAKE A SIX-SOME (I don't know how to say that)

6)Best Song Ever - One Direction

This song is my JAM! It won the best video in the VMA's , so it HAS to be good. The best part of it is that they're all acting like different people. SO like, Harry is total nerd (so hot), Niall is an old man that danced tap (so fucking hot), Louis was another old man that didn't get Zayn's name right (hot but dumb), Zayn was a girl (SOOOOO HOT) ans Liam was a gay choreographer that loved himself (I mean, COME ON, SO HOTTTT). Well, and the main idea of the video is to reveal themselves and show how they're, hot. So like, that's why it is the best song ever, cuz' like, they're hot so, you know what I mean? Yeah, so smart. 

7)Work Bitch - Britney Spears

I just love this song so much ! It's really mean full. I mean, gosh, she has a point, if you wanna have everything, work bitch! If you wanna have a pony, work bitch! If you wanna publish a good song, work bitch! And she totally does that, like DUH, she made this song so that means she kicked her butt off, of course people, like, #AREYOUBLIND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

8)Knew you were trouble - Taylor Swift 

I know I don't like her because she's a tots whore/slut/twat/bitch/prostitute/everything that means her, but the song is good, so... what can I do? I like it cuz' is really deep, and she has a perfect pitch, like, O M G, she sings really well, but, I bet she's not good in bed because she's a whore... Wait, that doesn't make sense... Well, anyways, the song is really deep and talks about something that happens to us all, be left on a desert full of furniture, I mean, she hit us all with that... Genius.. but a whore. 

So, that was my playlist, hoped you liked it and shared my opinions ! 
Don't forget to share the blog and comment and vote for you answer to my weekly question (Is about Miley Cyrus so I know you interested, duh.)

Se Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

XOXO

PINKY VALE MUAK

This is my reaction to this songs, cuz' you know, they're soooooooo goooooooood ! 

Uh GURL! This are hot news everyone!
So, Miley Cyrus was on SNL, you know, that weird show were weird people are, I only watch it when hot guys are in, but now, uff gurl, Miley stripped out ! YES, she made a sex tape for SNL and then parodied her own song! If you like Miley's sex tape then leave it on the comments, cuz' it's like super weird you know? I mean, o m g. Miley, what are you up to? Uh Uh, girl, you're out of the club.
http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/10/06/miley-cyrus-sex-tape-video-strips-naked-snl/

On the other hand, I couldn't stop shouting, I mean, if you see Justin and Harry shirtless what do you do? YOU SHOUT ! What else could you do? Oh, well, you could masturbate, but girl, we are lady, so like, no, just don't (if you want to then.. I have no prob, but, i'm not a part of that, I mean, tots gross!).
So the thing is you have to vote for the sexiest shirtless man, and you have:
Justin Bieber
Harry Styles
Zac Efron
Austin Mahone
I mean, gurl! What the hell?! This is harder than having an STD... Come on! How? I mean... OMG. I'm having a break down, I can stand it, not anymore... Oh My Goddddddd! Oh, I could vote for the four of them, but, you know, Zac is on drugs, Austin is a baby (but I like babys, they're like, SUPER CUTE), but Harry and Justin... OhMy. This so hard! Let's look what the pros and cons are:
Justin:
-He's super hot
-He has more muscles and abs
-He can sing
-He sings love song
-He is super cute
-He puts his fan's phones on his dick
-He spits on his fans (So hot)
-He pees on buckets
-He's Canadian
-He was a little baby singing on Youtube
-He has a dick
-He loves God
-He is SO dedicated, like, OMG.

Cons: He was with Selena... Bitch

Harry:
-He's super hot
-He has more tattoos
-He has more sex experience
-He has 4 nipples (I mean, so so so so so so hottttttt, holy bananas)
-He sings with 4 hot guys
-He has a lot of baby pictures
-He has a six pack
-He is super cute, like, unbelievable
-He kind of twerks
-He has more fans now, so is like, so exciting
-He is so freaking funny, like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOL
-He's older, so like, mature
-He's British

Cons: He was with Taylor... Whore

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I CAN'T DECIDE.
Let it be that way, they're both mine, we can do a threesome.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/10/06/justin-bieber-vs-harry-styles-more-vote-for-the-sexiest-shirtless-singer/

Ok, and the last one. Chris Brown lost his virginity at eight! Freaking eight! Like, jesus, that's ... hot.
Imagine, it would be like super gross, but, now, he has experience, so like, you know, best movements. Oh, Jessss, like now, people are sluts, is so fascinating ! I mean, look at Miley Cyrus and Amanda Bynes, they're so fucking cool! I want to be like them, like, oh my gosh. Super Cute.
Well, here you have the link. http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/10/05/chris-brown-virginity-eight-years-old-confession/


Well people, that was it, i'll be seeing you for the next blog where I'll talking about.. I don't know... Oh, this is so weird.... My brain can't contain so much information, oh, no, that was because I had a headband in my head, lol, tots stupid, haha.

See yaaaaaaa !

XOXO

Pinky Vale MUAK

Hey everyone ! 
So people, today is my fashion day, and that's because I say so, ok? 
First of all, I have to introduce you to the fashion of 2013...
Well, so, is like really boring to hear this, but, you know, we have lo learn, or you won't marry a rich guy, and you'll have to live with dogs and llamas, gross. 
Fashion. 
This year girls have been dressing better than last year, or whenever your grandma was born (who cares, no one gives a fuck.). Now we dress like fashion whores, we just go around walking naked and dancing with everything showing out, so you know, you have to be hairless, or you'll look like that one big bear from Star Wars? You know, the one that sound like he's having an orgasm? That one. 
So, I'll give you 10 easy steps to dress like a fashionable whore.

1)Don't give a fuck
2)Forget the bra
3)Forget relationships, one night stands are the best thing evahhhhhh
4)Forget God and Jesus, we have Justin and 1D, I mean, 2 guys versus 6 guys? Uh Uh priests, dicks are waaaay better than virgins
5)Read my blog
6)Learn the bests sex positions (the Harry Styles: the one that twerks like hell but has 4 nipples, the Nicki Minaj: the one that screams like a drag-lady, the Lady Gaga: the one that plays with the meat, if you know what I mean, kinky slut)
7)Learn how to twerk, cuz' girl! Shake that booty! 
8)Use the OMG more than you use the bathroom
9)Upload pictures of you on Instagram (and of your food, of course, that's the only use of instagram)
10)Hide on Justin's bushes and take nude pics, like me... We can share them... And then fuck him... 

Well, there you go, those are the easy-steps-with-pinky-vale-muak ! Hope you liked them!

Now, i'm gonna give you some ideas for your daily clothing, they're tots cray, like super cool and fun, I use the every single day! 

OMG. ISN'T THAT LITTLE BABY CUTE? That's because he dresses like a KING! TAKE THAT MUTHAFUGGA! 

XOXO

Pinky Vale MUAK

Hey Girl Hey ! 

So, you like blogs? Cuz' if you don't, well, i've got nothing to say 2u. Just, go. Here we have the bests of the bests! Hot people! 

Well, you must stay tuned, cuz', duh, you get tots lost if you don't. I'm gonna give some tips on LOVE, FASHION, MAKE UP AND GUYS! Yeah, that's why we are all here, to get some cute and hot piece of meat, uh yum. 

And, OF COURSE, we can't forget to talk about the kings of music and celebrities... JUSTIN, MY DEAR GOD, AND ONE DIRECTION! I mean, don't you think they're like heaven? But, with six packs... I just get to turned on when I hear them say: "I want you to ROCK ME, ROCK ME, ROCK ME YEAH!" I just can't get the picture of them singing that when they're sleeping with someone, oh jesssss... You'll have to excuse me, I just had a female erection. Oh My God ! Erection sounds like Direction ! Now I know why they picked up their name! 

Ok, so, like, if you liked this first part, don't even miss the next one, cuz' gurl, it's gonna me goood, real good! I'm going to update you with all the Hollywood world news, it's gonna be so fucking awesome! Oh! Is like that song... how was it...? Yes ! The Shop! So good! I'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 dollars in my pocket! Soooo Goood ! Now you know what I mean? I know EVERYTHING about celebrities and music. I'm God, but with shorter hair and better style, I don't like wearing blankets, ew. gross. religion... ugh. 

So like, that's all, i'm so cool. 

That's all you crazy whores! 

See yaaaaaaa ! 

XOXO

Pinky Vale MUAK